5 posts tagged “lol”

Too funny.

...than MythBusters!  So I had to post this the second I saw it. 

Jamie Hyneman Cat

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*hyperventilates*

More funny pictures at ichc.

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Alone in the Kitchen with an Eggplant

Jenni Ferrari-Adler

I'm reading this book, Alone in the Kitchen with an Eggplant, a collection of short stories revolving around the experiences of eating alone, whether by choice or by situation.  I laughed my ass off at the following passage, taken from Steve Almond's Que Sera Sarito:

"Now: most of my friends are artists of some sort, meaning poor, hungry, aggrieved. They don't do a lot of parsing.  My friend Kirk, for example, has been known to finish a meal without (technically) inhaling, after which we often play a game called What Did Kirk Just Eat?

       Me: Okay, what did Kirk just eat?
       Kirk (after a thoughtful pause): Was it chicken?
       Me: No.
       Kirk: It had meat in it."

Jeez.  It reminds me so much of my brother-in-law, who will scarf down anything and not even realize what he's eating.  HIGH-larious.  I once watched him inhale FOUR packs of ramen noodles in the time it took me to boil the water for my tea.